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TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies and the economy grows. You retire on the income. AMERICAN ECONOMICS You have two cows.  You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.  You profess surprise when the cow drops dead. You put the blame on some nation with cows &  naturally that nation will be a danger to mankind. You wage a war to save the world and grab the cows. FRENCH ECONOMICS You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows. GERMAN ECONOMICS You have two cows.  You reengineer them so that they live for 100 years, eat once a month  and milk themselves. BRITISH ECONOMICS You have two cows. They are both mad cows. ITALIAN ECONOMICS You have two cows. You don't know where they are.  You break for lunch. SWISS ECONOMICS You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.  You charge others for storing them. JAPANESE ECONOMICS You have two cows.  You redesign them so that they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow  and produce twenty times the milk. You then create cute cartoon cow images called Cowkimon  and market them worldwide. RUSSIAN ECONOMICS You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.  You count them again and learn you have 17 cows.  You give up counting and open another bottle of vodka. CHINESE ECONOMICS You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity and  arrest anyone reporting the actual numbers. INDIAN ECONOMICS You have two cows. You worship them. PAKISTAN ECONOMICS You dont have any cows. You claim that the Indian cows belong to you.  You ask the US for financial aid, China for military aid, British for Warplanes,  Italy for machines, Germany for technology,  French for submarines,  Switzerland for loans, Russia for drugs and Japan for equipment. You buy the cows with all this and claim of exploitation by the world.

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PlEASE  Try & read loudely .. But read all This is an actual letter taken from the Times of India in response to a `Marriage Proposal' advertisement.

Madam, I am one young gentleman living only with myself in Patna . I am seeing ur advertisement for marriage purpose in the daily newspaper. So I decide to press myself on u and I am hopping you will make the marriage with me.
I am the son of my father & mother of agriculture family from inside Patna . I having no sister and no brother also. I become big in Patna only. I educate myself in the Zuarilal Himmatlal High School , Bezna Road . I am nice and big, six foots tall and six inches long. My body is filled with hardness why because I am working hardly. I am playing also hardly. Especially I am liking the cricket. I am a good batter also I am fast baller. Whenever I am coming running for the balling, all batters are running everywhere why because they are afraiding my balls. My balls are bouncing too much high. That is very danger for them.I am very nice gentleman. I always laughing loudly at everyone. I am happy always and gay also. Ladies they are saying I am nice and soft because I giving respect to them. I am always liking if ladies are on top. That is how nice I am. I am not having any bad habits. I drink milk only and no other bad things. I am not chewing cigarettes or eating gutka paan why because it not good for all the peoples. So I am not doing so. I am keep fitting everyday. Morning I am going to jim and I am pumping like anything. Daily I am pumping and pumping. If you want you can came and see how I pumping the dumb bells in the jim. And now good muscles are come outing everywhere.I am having very much money in my pant everyday and my pant is everyday open for you why because I am nice gentleman, but still I am living with myself only. What to do?  
Yours truely - H.Yadav

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